1. my brother threw me a piece of gum & it landed in the crevice between my bed & wall. now i have a snack when i finally clean under my bed in 6 months!

  2. me

    (Source: seinfeldtv, via shimshang)

  3. beaches are dumb. 


  4. i’m on my way to lake tahoe with my family. we’ve only been driving for 30 mins & already experienced a minor family breakdown when the gps started malfunctioning. this is really going to be a super fun trip.


  5. being sick sucks. every part of my body is incredibly sore bc i couldn’t sleep at all last night, & as tired as i am now, i still can’t fall asleep bc every part of my body hurts. sigh.


  6. i just shed a tear watching freaky friday by myself. i think i might need a life. 

  7. i’ve gotten to the sad point where the bottom half of this is actually kinda true. also! it used to say i was more cool which i took pride in, but that must’ve disappeared right around the time i decided hanging out by myself & never leaving my room was a cool thing. yyeah.


  8. missinglinc:

    relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

    (via kayleemb)


  9. i’m kinda really over this bug problem at my house. someone invite me to live with you for a week. 


  10. i have so many bug bites all over my body it looks like i have chicken pox. v attractive. 


  11. "super cool" is my new catchphrase. 


  12. aperol tastes like orange jello. 


  13. debating whether you’re drunk enough to send questionable messages.



  14. someone called me “snooty.” um, i’m poor & drink by myself all the time. i don’t think i’m allowed to be snooty. 

  15. i’m pretty happy right now.