1. "super cool" is my new catchphrase. 


  2. aperol tastes like orange jello. 


  3. debating whether you’re drunk enough to send questionable messages.



  4. someone called me “snooty.” um, i’m poor & drink by myself all the time. i don’t think i’m allowed to be snooty. 

  5. i’m pretty happy right now.


  6. i just drank a pabst & i finally think it’s gross. does this mean i’m grown up now?!

  7. i have a huge crush on mesut özil. i can watch him & his gum trick forevss. 

  8. my best friend made me go to petco with her & i met the cutest little kitty named liam & he is adorable & i love him. i want a little kitty to cuddle with & love forever now. someone introduce me to a tiny little cute kitty i can take home pleasee.


  9. i was dreading going back to work after a week off, but the oven miraculously stopped working at work so i have today & tomorrow off! and it’s sunny!

  10. there’s nothing like being back home.


  11. it’s been a day & i’m already ready to be back in sf drinking tecates in my comfy bed.

  12. i went on a plane.

  13. i found a bee sitting quietly on my windowsill, so i pulled up a chair & sat quietly next to the windowsill because i want to be friends.


  14. 2nd to last day of work before i go on an airplane for a mini 5 day vacation! it’ll be my first entire weekend off in 6 months & my first time outside the bay area in 3 years. no one should ever be as excited as i am right now to go to canada.  


  15. a little four year old boy & his mom came into my work today & while i was talking to the mom i heard the kid say something to me, so i stop & go “hey there!” his mom looks at me & says, “uh.. i think he just said i love you to you.” 

    someone loves me you guys!!