1. being sick sucks. every part of my body is incredibly sore bc i couldn’t sleep at all last night, & as tired as i am now, i still can’t fall asleep bc every part of my body hurts. sigh.

     

  2. i just shed a tear watching freaky friday by myself. i think i might need a life. 

     
  3. i’ve gotten to the sad point where the bottom half of this is actually kinda true. also! it used to say i was more cool which i took pride in, but that must’ve disappeared right around the time i decided hanging out by myself & never leaving my room was a cool thing. yyeah.

     

  4. missinglinc:

    relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

    (via kayleemb)

     

  5. i’m kinda really over this bug problem at my house. someone invite me to live with you for a week. 

     

  6. i have so many bug bites all over my body it looks like i have chicken pox. v attractive. 

     

  7. "super cool" is my new catchphrase. 

     

  8. aperol tastes like orange jello. 

     

  9. debating whether you’re drunk enough to send questionable messages.

    ^me

     

  10. someone called me “snooty.” um, i’m poor & drink by myself all the time. i don’t think i’m allowed to be snooty. 

     
  11. i’m pretty happy right now.

     

  12. i just drank a pabst & i finally think it’s gross. does this mean i’m grown up now?!

     
  13. i have a huge crush on mesut özil. i can watch him & his gum trick forevss. 

     
     
  14. my best friend made me go to petco with her & i met the cutest little kitty named liam & he is adorable & i love him. i want a little kitty to cuddle with & love forever now. someone introduce me to a tiny little cute kitty i can take home pleasee.

     

  15. i was dreading going back to work after a week off, but the oven miraculously stopped working at work so i have today & tomorrow off! and it’s sunny!