relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
i’m kinda really over this bug problem at my house. someone invite me to live with you for a week.
i have so many bug bites all over my body it looks like i have chicken pox. v attractive.
"super cool" is my new catchphrase.
aperol tastes like orange jello.
debating whether you’re drunk enough to send questionable messages.
someone called me “snooty.” um, i’m poor & drink by myself all the time. i don’t think i’m allowed to be snooty.
i just drank a pabst & i finally think it’s gross. does this mean i’m grown up now?!
i was dreading going back to work after a week off, but the oven miraculously stopped working at work so i have today & tomorrow off! and it’s sunny!
it’s been a day & i’m already ready to be back in sf drinking tecates in my comfy bed.