1. my brother threw me a piece of gum & it landed in the crevice between my bed & wall. now i have a snack when i finally clean under my bed in 6 months!

     
  2. me

    (Source: seinfeldtv, via shimshang)

     
  3. beaches are dumb. 

     

  4. i’m on my way to lake tahoe with my family. we’ve only been driving for 30 mins & already experienced a minor family breakdown when the gps started malfunctioning. this is really going to be a super fun trip.

     

  5. being sick sucks. every part of my body is incredibly sore bc i couldn’t sleep at all last night, & as tired as i am now, i still can’t fall asleep bc every part of my body hurts. sigh.

     

  6. i just shed a tear watching freaky friday by myself. i think i might need a life. 

     
  7. i’ve gotten to the sad point where the bottom half of this is actually kinda true. also! it used to say i was more cool which i took pride in, but that must’ve disappeared right around the time i decided hanging out by myself & never leaving my room was a cool thing. yyeah.

     

  8. missinglinc:

    relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

    (via kayleemb)

     

  9. i’m kinda really over this bug problem at my house. someone invite me to live with you for a week. 

     

  10. i have so many bug bites all over my body it looks like i have chicken pox. v attractive. 

     

  11. "super cool" is my new catchphrase. 

     

  12. aperol tastes like orange jello. 

     

  13. debating whether you’re drunk enough to send questionable messages.

    ^me

     

  14. someone called me “snooty.” um, i’m poor & drink by myself all the time. i don’t think i’m allowed to be snooty. 

     
  15. i’m pretty happy right now.