1. i’ve gotten to the sad point where the bottom half of this is actually kinda true. also! it used to say i was more cool which i took pride in, but that must’ve disappeared right around the time i decided hanging out by myself & never leaving my room was a cool thing. yyeah.


  2. missinglinc:

    relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

    (via kayleemb)


  3. i’m kinda really over this bug problem at my house. someone invite me to live with you for a week. 


  4. i have so many bug bites all over my body it looks like i have chicken pox. v attractive. 


  5. "super cool" is my new catchphrase. 


  6. aperol tastes like orange jello. 


  7. debating whether you’re drunk enough to send questionable messages.



  8. someone called me “snooty.” um, i’m poor & drink by myself all the time. i don’t think i’m allowed to be snooty. 

  9. i’m pretty happy right now.


  10. i just drank a pabst & i finally think it’s gross. does this mean i’m grown up now?!

  11. i have a huge crush on mesut özil. i can watch him & his gum trick forevss. 

  12. my best friend made me go to petco with her & i met the cutest little kitty named liam & he is adorable & i love him. i want a little kitty to cuddle with & love forever now. someone introduce me to a tiny little cute kitty i can take home pleasee.


  13. i was dreading going back to work after a week off, but the oven miraculously stopped working at work so i have today & tomorrow off! and it’s sunny!

  14. there’s nothing like being back home.


  15. it’s been a day & i’m already ready to be back in sf drinking tecates in my comfy bed.